Dirty Martini Baby

Sorry, a very bare bones update today, b/c I feel ill and I think today might be the magic day where I actually hurl at work. Crossing fingers and really hoping I don’t. God, its so hard sometimes, I felt fine until I ate. You know why I ate, b/c normally, I feel ill if I don’t eat? So what’s a girl to do? Sorry, husib, your mama’s a bit cranky at the moment, and this crushing headache isn’t helping matters.

Anyway, on to the edible matters update. Its dirty martini week in my uterus, b/c Husib is the size of an olive, a lovely delicious pimento stuffed green olive, that tastes better and better when it soaks up some good Tanqueray. Yummm….but Husib no gin for you until you are 21…so you can just be an ingredient for now.

Your little embryo has now officially graduated to fetus-hood. Adding to the excitement, a Doppler ultrasound device might be able to pick up the beating heart. With basic physical structures in place and increasingly distinct facial features, baby is kind of starting to look like… well… a baby!

Congratulations on becoming a fetus husib! yaaay!

How far along? 9 weeks
Total weight gain/loss: – same as last week
Maternity clothes? Not yet. 
Stretch marks? No.
Sleep: Yes, especially, if I do any sort of activity
Best moment this week: being more than 1/2 way over first trimester.
Movement: Way to early
Food cravings: Fries, Fresca, sour gummies
Gender:  haven’t thought about it this week
Labor Signs: Too early
Pregnancy Symptoms:  Long headaches, cramps, Nausea
Belly Button in or out? Innie.
What I miss: Not feeling sick
What I am looking forward to:  A three day weekend for Memorial day 
Weekly Wisdom: You have to pee much more than you thing
Milestones: Fetushood

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