Conversation at 9 am
Girlie Girl: Hey, so my dad got a new burberry and he got it for free
J: Burberry?
Gg: You know, those PDA/phone thingies
J: Oh you mean Blueberry
Gg:Oh duh! I guess thats what they are called
J: Yeah, isn’t burberry some Saks fashion thingy
G: yeah, I do like some of their stuff though.
J: Eh
GG: Isn’t it cool though, I’d like a free burberry
J: God babe get it right its blue berry
GG: Shit! yeah that….
Later that afternoon, text msg from GG to J ” Its not a blue berry, its a blackberry Ha!”
I wish this story was made up, but its not! I really didn’t know, i was this clueless
Then again, I also set off the smoke alarm in the kitchen , took it off and now can’t figure out how to screw it back in! Sigh!
Orange You Grape 