ANTM

Wow! That was a shocker that Tyra eliminated two models this week. I wonder if it is going to be a behind the scenes episode next week because she might end up with extra episode slots. Those are a complete waste of time. The show starts out with the girls getting an acting lesson , in case they have to do commercials etc, for their clients. They try to learn the “cockney dialect” and then get lines from My Fair Lady which they have to memorize for the next day. Next day when they go to the studio , they meet Boris Kodjoe , who will read the lines with them. Michelle keeps talking about how she has 4 years of drama, but she still sucks and Naima wins the prize and Brittney gets lots of praise. Tiffany doesn’t even try…dun dun dun. Anyway the girsl win $10,000 worth of diamond jewelry which is a really cool prize, especially after the lame one two weeks ago.

They get their summons for the photo shoot next day which is for WonderBra and according to the Judges and Tyra none of the pictures are really great. I think I agree with the judges on that too. But they did get to pose with a super hot guy and some of hte girls really enjoyed it and we got to know that Kahlen had never had a b.f. I think she is more like Shandi than Michelle. The girs then have to read from a teleprompter and pretend they are a guest host on a TV show. All of them really butcher their reading and can’t even pronounce half the words. But Brittany gets kudos for infusing a lot of personality into the reading. Tiffany comes out and says she can’t do it and when i saw it on the preview I thought she was illiterate. The judges encourage and cajole her and she sort of reads it and then mumbles how “humiliating” it is and walks off. Hmmm…question to Tiffany, if she did not want to be judged, why show up on a reality show??? Janice, as usual is really funny and if they don’t bring her back next season, I will totally give up on ANTM. Last week’s We are all fat comment was just too funny and bizarre and this week she starts humping Nigel to demonstrate lingerie modeling. Anyway, the rest of the judges tell Tyra, the girls need a wake up call and Tyra eliminates both Tiffany and Rebecca. And then when the girls are all saying goodbye Tyra just flips out and starts yelling at Tiffany about how she blew her chance. Now Tyra is not only trying to be Oprah, she is also trying to be Dr. Phil! After she berates and yells at tiffany some more, the show ends and we are supposed to believe that Tyra yelled at her because she cares about tiffany, which is total bullshit. Just because Tiffany didn’t break down and bawl like other girls and say thanks for giving me a chance, doesn’t mean she didn’t want to be on the show. Also Tyra didn’t pick Tiffany to make her life better, but to improve her ratings. I am really staring to dislike Tyra and her red hair and super tight shirts.

Anyhoo…here’s the list,

Brittany: Go Brittany, Go Brittany. This girl has been kicking ass, she has an awesome body and is actually trying to learn and work on her posing. Her photo was awesome and if I saw that photo for an ad for Wonderbra in a magazine , i wouldn’t guess that she was a model in training, I would think she was a real model.

Naima: Still my favorite and I think her picture was okay. Her pose is fine, but whoever did her hair did an awful job and it takes away from the picture

Kahlen: Her hair is really funky ,but I think her photo is good and her face looks cute. But its below average work for her.

Michelle:OMG…gasp…I can’t believe I am doing this. I still want her booted ASAP and she was still really weird on the show, but her pic was really great! If I was making this list bases solely on pics, Michelle would be #2 this week. I know I’m softening a little I guess.

Tatiana: Its a cute pic, She looks like a model from the victoria’s secret catalogue

Keenyah: I don’t know whats wrong with my girl Keenyah, but she is one of the bottom ones this week, because she looks porn starish in the pic. The wardrobe person did not giver her the right bra and her face is all hidden

Christina: Her pic is okay overall, but they should have given her a better bra. Maybe she is not cut out for lingerie modelling.

Eliminated- Rebecca: I actually liked her a lot in this episode, cuz she seemed nice and normal and it was cute how she was talking about her fiance and how she was glad she tried out but she was happy to go home and get married. Maybe she got so much airtime because she was being cut. Also it totally makes sense that Kahlen and her were best freinds because they were both super uptight last week.

Tiffany: I understand why the judges felt that she didn’t try enough or want it enough, becasue she did not put in any effort during this episode and her pic is really bad. But for Tyra to judge her based on her reaction after being cut was ridiculuous. Some people just make jokes after they have been hurt to deal with it, maybe its not Tiffany’s personality to let her weakness show.

Overall, a very satisfying episode.

I also watched Revelations last night to see if it would fill the void left by Xfiles but its only okay.

Thursday

2 slices french bread
peanut butter
cheese
1 fruit and nut granola bar.
1Turkey Ranch Wrap
M and Ms
Twister Cheesits
Fried Flounder
Garlic and Parmesan Rice
Too much alcohol